Funny jokes about not sleeping

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funny jokes about not sleeping

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How can somebody walk for 8 days without sleeping?

Sleep jokes 45 jokes about sleep. Shakey went to a psychiatrist. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street. A bartender cured me for ten dollars.

Home About. Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing. Bill Cosby. Activities Sleep Awareness. Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise. Laurence J.

By Fabian Insomnia. Having surfed the sub Reddit insomnia jokes, Memesuper and Pinterest for a long time I thought why not create a place where you can find the best insomnia jokes. Something like a mini 9gag post for insomnia jokes. We know jokes can get us in a good mood and even let us forget us about our problems and or stress. But that might be a little far-fetched, something like a best-case scenario.

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Bed Joke 6 Doctor, doctor, I m having difficulty sleeping. Bed Joke 7 Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do? Hide the tiddley winks. Bed Joke 9 The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which was the board. Bed Joke 10 A little boy came downstairs crying late one night.

If you haven't noticed, our writers and contributors have come up with just about every possible story related to sleep, and for good reason. Over 90 million Americans suffer some sort of sleep deprivation or insomnia symptom every single night. That is a sobering statistic, with huge implications in how our reaction time, clarity and focus is affected in everything we do -- from work productivity to driving. Last week I decided to lighten up the subject a little bit, and poke fun at ourselves and the hysterical things we do while bone tired. After all, walking zombies do some pretty funny stuff! Here is the link to last week's post. I am amazed at the sheer volume of funny stories I received this week reflecting the idiotic things we do when sleep deprived.



  1. Jackie C. says:

    Closes eyes* *Brain: "Oh hey remember that embarrassing thing you did today?"*.

  2. Karem C. says:

    See more ideas about Hilarious, Jokes and Funny memes. me giggle! Not sure what the potato potato Ching Chong tomato is about but it made me giggle!.

  3. Elodie L. says:

    I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, but not like the other passengers in the car with him.

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