Funny sayings about bad drivers
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An object at rest tends to stay at rest, especially if you're behind it when the light turns green. It was yours. Wells Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible — or even sinful — that you burned up a gallon of gasoline to fetch a pack of cigarettes! Paul MacCready, Jr. A city that outdistances man's walking powers is a trap for man. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater, and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there is something wrong with him. Eddison Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
Note: These are the closest results we could find to match your search. Sorted by: Relevance. Whenever you think you're having a bad day, just remember That awkward moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you're shopping, and when you're almost near the cashier, they're not even back yet. Women drivers are like stars in the sky.
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Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny driving quotes, funny driving sayings, and funny driving proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. Erma Bombeck. A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense. Woody Allen. Driving is a spectacular form of amnesia.
Home About. Anything done while honking your horn is legal. You may park anywhere if you turn your four-way flashers on. A red light means the next six cars may go through the intersection. Rules for driving in New York.